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Now you, yes YOU, can play Tetris on an inconveniently small screen on the side of a useless plastic cup

Director Wes Ball is aiming for something 'real,' following on from his Planet of the Apes entry

Well, that's what Amazon says, though the details are unknown

Players who paid $100 for all future DLC are not exactly delighted by the news

Click-on Joy-Cons sound like a great idea, until you think about picking it up

Five minutes of Japanese footage have us slavering to play the updated 2004 game all over again

No more can Advanced Access customers cheat the system, the scamps

A surprise 64-bit upgrade from Valve introduced even more surprising bugs

Minishoot' Adventures has a terrible name, but is a truly brilliant bullet-hell RPG game

But, er, keep reading this article anyway, because what if the headline is a lie?

The new avatars have weird eyes, androgynous bodies, and a horrible case of bowlegs

The tiresome troll tries and fails to diss an amazing gaming achievement

The $130 pre-orders remain absolutely ridiculous, though

Every game in the franchise is zooming up Steam's most-played charts

Of a scrappy three, the one to care about is Super R-Type

Children of the Sun is a nervous breakdown in its grimmest gaming form

The electric mouse and his magic friends still offer a life-changing atmosphere

The Switch follow-up could appear for the 2024 holidays, have magnetized Joy-Cons, and more

Starship Troopers is suddenly shooting up the charts, some 27 years after its release.

The Fallout S.P.E.C.I.A.L Anthology contains seven games, but also no games at all